Name: Self Care Pocket Rocket Kölsch
Style: Non-Alcoholic Kölsch
ABV: Less than 0.5% ABV
Description: What does Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Richard Branson, and us common folk at Three Magnets have in common? Abso-fuckin'-lutely nothin'. Nothin' at all. We built our Pocket Rocket to share with the world. Not to wave around so that everyone could see how rich and powerful we are (SO MANY LOL's at that concept!).
We brewed this with local Skagit Valley Francin European lager malt, rolled oats, and buckwheat. To take it deeper into german authenticity, the kettle and mash were boosted with the premium sour wort. This malt made acidification is a mandatory addition and rheinheitsgebot in Germany. What does all this mumbling mean? It mean’s we’re trying to make an honest voyage into NA Kolsch. We’re not some rich fat cats trying to catch the eyes of private equity firms, or doing it because it’ll fill out the interests section on our LinkedIn account. We just want to make the most authentic tasting non-alcoholic versions of beer that we can. Enjoy.
About Self Care: Three Magnets created the Self Care line of beers quite simply because, sometimes you want a beer. But also, don't. And whatever your reasons, that's none of our business. We want to destigmatize NA beer. And we want it to taste like beer. So we brewed these to a very low, less than .5% abv (the legal definition of NA beer), rather than having the alcohol boiled out, which greatly affects the integrity of the flavor. Don't worry, the Washington State Patrol conducted a study in 1994 - you could not get a buzz off of these beers no matter how hard you tried!